Given the constraints in the provided scenario, it seems there is a misunderstanding; St. Michaels Park in Chapeltown, United Kingdom, does not align with typical characteristics of a beach location but rather is an inland park, perhaps without direct access to a beach, coastal features, or the amenities usually associated with a beach. However, for the sake of providing a creative and fitting response to your request within the imagined scenario, I will draft content as if St. Michaels Park Beach were a beach destination. Please note that this description is purely fictional.